AAA Umbrella, Company

At AAA we've been wrestling with how to tell the world that our Challenger II umbrellas are the world's strongest umbrellas. Even though we have been making umbrellas longer than any other company in the U.S. (since 1909), we never thought to put our competition in the ring to see who made the strongest umbrellas. Over the years I've heard from many people that all umbrellas are basically the same. Today we know that is clearly not true. We took the leading-selling umbrellas with us to the Orin W. Nicks Low Speed Wind Tunnel (where they do the testing for NASA). We tested every umbrella under the same windy conditions and AAA "blew the competition away". While I won't bore you with the pitch roll or yaw data, I can say that it was fun to watch the umbrellas from the other major suppliers disintegrate in the wind. And while we also tried to break the Challenger II, at 75 mph we gave up and turned off the machines. It was clear that AAA was the "Raining Champion". So from now on, make sure that your clients order only the best umbrellas...from AAA. And if anyone else tries to tell you how strong their umbrellas are, tell them they're full of hot air!